I work for the company, vomit in my hand.

Smart car owners will bitch and call insurance and a tow truck to tip it back.

Put this in the ranking:

Are you asking if the guy driving the Donk has bad judgement?

Drive them back to back in comparison and your loins will realign.

heart clickie just for the gif,..classic skit!

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Neeeeeeeellllllllllyyyyyy.

Alfa Romeo 4C; gorgeous sports car that gets its performance out of efficiency and design rather than just fuck-off huge horsepower numbers and a space program's worth of computers keeping it on the road for you.

Mustang.

We all know what "The Object" is.

Yeah, FSM forbid the cuban economy improve and their people benefit. The only thing that matters is how cheap you can get a vacation, poverty stricken folks be damned!

Planet Butthole?

Looks like Uranus is having a flare up. I'm sure there's some kind of topical ointment for that.

GAAAH. NO.

What has always made me insane about the GT series (to which I have been fanatically devoted since the very beginning) is how no single version of the game has ever gotten everything right. It makes me extra-insane that, if you were to combine all of the best elements of each version, you WOULD actually have a…

With some questionable choices made in the development process, you'd expect that gameplay suffers. It doesn't. While the AI isn't as good as Forza's Drivatar system (can't speak for online, that goes live when the game launches), they aren't total robots anymore. Physics are distinctly different from car to car, with…

The grand prize is two feet of bumpers.

japanese execs duke it out. well-dressed, lover of cars akio toyoda vs. funny laughing, whimsical shuhei yoshida from sony—