wait.

all discussion about whether Collins should be called "the Stig" or not aside...

yeah, i have to agree. if we're budgeting 5k, the fox-body wins.

can Jalop really not do anything about these spam comments on every. fucking. post...

HIYOOOOOOOO

Jalopnik does indeed remember this car.

It doesn't *really* make a difference, but a part of me hopes that a cop took him out.

The American military gave you the Internet, and thus, the freedom to broadcast your opinions to the world. You're welcome. Now, here's a link that might help you sound less, well, "retarded".

"It's got 'lectrolytes!"

Not having kids, but I can see using Aston for a boy.

I think maybe you thought I was being more serious than I was.

You're a life-wasting twat for reasons completely unrelated to Call of Duty.

Doubt he'd do any of the above. He's actually a really nice guy in person. Nice array of references, though.

Not true. Customs inspects service-members' cars for DOT/EPA compliance just like anyone else's. (Source: 6 years in the Army)

Biff (Thomas F. Wilson) is my uncle, and I'll thank you not to besmirch him in such a fashion.

not caring what you think (or about your attempted grassroots outrage campaign) does not make me a sociopath, snowflake. i reserve my empathy for those who have genuinely been wounded.

nobody gives a shit about your discomfort.

Not really what you're asking for, but kinda/sorta in the ballpark and worth a watch:

...camaro driver.

Nothing's not to like about either of those ideas, but neither is going to take place until the aforementioned collapse (re)occurs.