It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

Smart doctors like that Carson fellow.

They say ‘those who can’t do, teach.’ But it really should be ‘those who can’t do, go into politics.’

Yeah fuck dat. Anti science bullshit is bullshit on either side of the aisle.

And she thinks she will just use executive orders to get all her shit done. She really said that. I’m sure she’d go all Anti GMO and cause a huge food problem too.

I was pretty confident that Mitt Romney had zero shot of beating Obama so I felt that voting 3rd party would be a safe option. I long for those halcyon days when I was confident enough in sanity prevailing in our presidential elections.

She is soooo thirsty, and so arrogant. Not someone I would ever hire at my current job, let alone for fucking President of the US. I said the exact same thing the other night when I turned on Fox News and saw her marching with the Bernie or Busters outside the DNC. Then I rolled my eyes so hard I saw the back of my…

I think she’s a total quack. When I started reading about her after the Bernie or Bust crowd started fawning all over her, I saw her use the phrase “Big Pharma,” saw her wishy washy stance on vaccines, and found out that she’s all about homeopathy and went NOPE. Fuck no. You’re supposed to be an actual doctor and you…

I voted for Stein in 2012 (it was more a vote for The Green Party than Stein to be honest) and I was really hoping that if the Greens were going to try and continue making inroads to become a viable 3rd option that they would have moved past Stein and found a more appealing candidate.

I’M HERE I’M HERE

One of my favorite rants too!

Well if you look at it deeply, men are boring in that society says they don’t have to care about looking interesting in any way. Whereas women are almost solely judged on their looks first and then everything else second.

Women’s suits in general aren’t flattering if you don’t have a nipped-in waist. It’s possible that this is the best Hillary can look and we should accept that. It reminds me of when Dustin Hoffman did the makeup trial for Tootsie and said “okay, now make me prettier” and his makeup artists were like “this is as good…

My husband opined last night that Tim Kaine looks like “a doofus”. I told him he’s an idiot. And he is voting for Hillary.

“Imagine Trump’s legs,” would be my yawning response as I recused myself from her presence.

Ugh the word pantsuit is the worst. It’s a suit! Just called a suit! That’s what it is. Men wear suits that include pants every day of their lives and no one ever says it’s a pantsuit. Just call it a suit. /pet peeve rant

Men have very standard professional attire and women don’t because of sexism.

Seeing as Anna Wintour is used to only styling 5'11" size 00 15-year-olds, this should be interesting.

Last night, my own mother said aloud in my presence that Hillary Clinton never wears dresses because, “She has the ugliest legs. She has cankles.” Once I picked my jaw up off the floor, I told her that, fortunately, the attractiveness of one’s legs is not a trait I care about in my government leaders.