Took the words out of my mother. For my last meal I want everything deep fried or coated in doughnut glaze motherfuckers

No one wins here.

That was exactly where my brain went, too. I don’t really know how to process the rest of this story, but I definitely know how I feel about that.

This is a national tragedy. The actual killer received a life sentence. Kelly has made a tremendous difference in the lives of many others during her time in prison. No one wins here.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

Jackie Collins, Judith Krantz, Shirley Conran and Jilly Cooper were my fairy godmothers. Their books stopped time and created a fluffy cloud of pure escapism. Complete with raunchy sex, Hermes bags, Perrier Jouet champagne and panthers on diamond leashes. *sigh* RIP Hollywood Jackie.

That’s amazing and very illuminating.

Unfortunately I don't think it'll matter in the court of public opinion. At least not to republicans/evangelicals/fundies/morons etc. . We all saw the debate, the people going after PP don't care about the truth, they never did. These people think rights only belong to white Christians & everyone else is dead to…

No matter how many times I put fucked in my dictionary, it always thinks somehow, maybe this time, ducked makes more sense. Sigh.

Well the potential issue could be if you went to another state could that other state give you a hard time about a not filled out licence?

Or an insurer, or basically anyone or thing that is not Kentucky?

There is one nugget of truth here, in that sex trafficking is fucking horrifying.

Pictured: Every single one of my attempts at relaxing on a hammock.

Bear cubs run amok, ruin hammock.

God as my judge, I’ve seen it written “jerry-rigged”.

It’s a reference to having reached the age of majority. Nowadays you’d say eighteen.

Here’s an ad for Clairol’s Silk & Silver hair coloring from 1979.

An implication that others have pointed out (e.g., after the Asiana crash at SFO): have the true essentials, like passport and other ID and perhaps a mobile phone, on your person, not in hand luggage.

Reports state the fire began in one of the engines but that can not be confirmed at this time

And it’s not like they can hide the wallet anywhere

Of all the fucking—WHY WOULD SOMEONE WORKING FOR TIPS STEAL YOUR WALLET RIGHT BEFORE THE PART WHERE YOU TIP THEM.