What a Good Samaritan... Wait.. I meant asshole.

Ain't nobody got time to do all that!

I am so very sorry for your suffering in childhood. You deserved better. Live your life as you see fit. No one should judge you. I am in your corner.

On board either way- nice pun!

I cook my oatmeal in my Pyrex measuring cup in the microwave. It has a nice handle and I grab a spoon, add my toppings and whatnot, and eat right out of the measuring cup.

Right!

I was mentally comparing it to sixth grade mean girls.

I do not believe one damn word out of this asshole’s mouth. I hope HE gets fired. I wish this was on camera at the restaurant or one of the employees had videoed the behavior at that table.

Tiresome. Very much so. Let’s move along, folks.

That nail polish though .....

I know this sounds an urban myth or cliche but it is 100% true. Married friend of mine goes to pharmacy to pick up an RX. Pharmacist says- oh you want your husband’s too? She says yes- all right. And that is how she found out about his affair with the young girl at the marina who sold fuel for boats. Yup. RX for…

I agree 100%. I have been thru a divorce.

The older ones are looking for a nurse or a purse. (saying I learned in Louisiana)

Your poor mother.

My guess? The guy could not pass a basic driving test at all. 89, generally speaking, is too damn old to be driving. Can’t see, can’t hear, slow reflexes- I don't know. If his own children will not ride with him, it's time to give up the keys.

Freaked me out. Been a rough week.

Will do. It’s been a rough week: police detectives, insurance, repairs, more motion lighting, additional security system measures.

I am right there with you. My 89 year old mother was awakened by two home invaders on Tuesday night. Thankfully they did not harm her. What a world.

I never heard of the nuclear triad either. But at least this crop of politicians seem able to pronounce “nuclear” correctly.

Yes, indeed. Let us ban the word “retard,” or “retarded,” on Gawker. Who is in?