Oh, honey. You are so, so, SO lucky to never had had that manager who would willingly flush you down a toilet to please an asshole customer who is throwing the right flavor of shitfit. Rules don’t matter. Manager’s word is law.

Now I’m a bit worried that the barista is going to get some blowback on this. I mean they used a fake name, but if Starbucks can track down the jerkface customer, it’s a short hop to figure out who the server is. I’d rather not see them get fired because some corporate tool doesn’t like it when the wage slaves vent…

The scammer needs a punch in the throat just for using the phrase “easy as pie” with such a bullshit complicated order.

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

You don’t spend very much time thinking, do you?

THIS. If shit hits fan, she would be cowering behind them.

I’m not trying to be mean, but...

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

Ha oh not even remotely.

What are you guys talking about? This video is super diverse. They had one black football player in it for a few seconds and they even twerked.

Let’s be honest... they’re not all natural blondes.

I say this as a blonde. That is WAY too many blondes in one place. A concentration like that does not happen naturally.

If men got pregnant abortions would be available via drive-thru.

To do this in the first place makes you kind of a dick. To do this in a public forum to children makes you kind of a legit psychopath.

Why not just make sure they understand the difference in private, and still let them keep the trophies, as opposed to this sort of public humiliation.

I’m glad to see that the rape and torture of a young woman was useful to your need to score cheap political points against internet trolls. Apparently, 10 other people feel the same. Bravo!

I really feel l like ISIS deserve to be exterminated by an army of pissed off women.

Those poor people...I don’t think anything in the world could comfort them...

Holy fucking shit, her poor parents.

I don’t even know what to do about this world anymore.