That dude seems to have a problem with good photographs that were produced by lousy photographers. We call that "jealousy" or "attention-seeking".

@Robotronic: But since you knew which one their system could figure out, you just entered "sonofabitch". Right?

This is unbeliebable.

Why was he calling using an iPod Classic?

@tomsomething: So it's like the opposite of English?

@ignisfatuus: I actually just made one: [gizmodo.com] (Note: this is kind of a big comment)

@tomsomething: So they aren't like Morpheus in The Matrix? (Remember, he couldn't explain the Matrix to Neo, but it wasn't that complicated.) And I guess I do get along in English, even though I can never know all of the words. I can try to know all of the grammatical rules, though. =)

@tomsomething: Oh. I guess I just don't know anything about language.

Impossible to translate? Then how the hell do we know anything about this language?

@moonshadowkati: I didn't get it the first time. But you win for now.

"'alleging that Apple's iPhone, iPad, iTouch'"

Set Top Boxed-In: Maybe she canceled her cable because she practically moved in.

@Adam: Yes, immediately.

What's the Difference Between a Hyphen, En Dash, and Em Dash?

I think I'd be making far less splashing if my new hot tub could only fit one person.

@posts: No, the keyboard is permanently affixed to the bottom of the device. I believe they said this clearly in the article.

I misread that as "open source" and thought that there was some hope.

Concorde! Run! Hide under the desk and turn the lights out!

@Stem_Sell: I though it was "great artists imitate art which imitates other artists who are high". Oh well.

We have a language for computers. It's called "C", and the reason we use such a complicated language is so that idiots like the people who look for the Start menu in Ubuntu don't wind up programming our computers and ending up making a mistake and screwing the human race.