@battra92: AdBlock for Chrome and Greasemonkey do the job pretty well, I've found. Except for the skins.

Let's see... Three sizes of iPads would be pretty great, though purely fantastical: Open-magazine size, closed magazine size, and closed-novel size.

@Laddie Eng-Lambert: My god, it is NaNoWriMo again. It's been another year.

@Lord_Data ∞: Wonder what the H one is gonna be. (G is Gingerbread, ICYDK).

@tj: Apple.

@Marand: So true. I've always thought that Safari and iTunes on Windows should either make the Windows users jealous (which is increasingly difficult) or be, like, functional.

. . . maybe Giz should stick to reporting news and not rewriting it.

@usedtowork: I'd go for a slightly reworked (i.e. native resolution) Droid X squared . . . if I didn't plan on buying the Droid X. Seriously, the Droid X has a screen big enough that I don't want a tablet.

@Akio Morita: He has two houses.

@Hybridv2: Cool story, but I'd only cheat the company if I was paying for a warranty that didn't cover it.

@Damn the Fanboys: As in unfaithfulness codes?

@YellowRex: I'm guessing it's because iMacs ship by default with wireless keyboards and mice now.

iMacsiPad.

So they ARE edible!

I LOL'd when I saw that the second calculation equaled 1337.

@Sir Gibler: I know. Horses and keyboards. Ridiculous. I'm all for cats.

@The world will know squalor.: That's a pretty damn cute troll. If he looked less South Park I'd feed him.

@LeftClicker: And I uploaded the wrong one.

@sea3d: If you line up the spaces, though, it really does look like that.

@LeftClicker: I can't seem to edit so here: