@Firesphere: Just 8. Not F8. Do you believe in F8?

How about a $200, non-wireless e-reader with a fixed $15 book price point? Bigger books could be split into multiple volumes (each, say, $10). I would buy that. Anyone else care to opine?

@MilDocJr: Mind sharing how you do that?

Thanks Microsoft! I can never figure which way the damn batteries go. I mean, sure, I've got the springs to tell me, and sure, I could use the signs . . . but you know how this stuff is! What with the confusing plus/minus sign switching on the iPhone, anything could go wrong with simple batteries! Now if you could…

@travisco_nabisco: Ahh... I see too many xkcd references.

@travisco_nabisco: Is the no pun intended an xkcd reference, or is there really a pun?

@NuevoLeon: Or they forgot their iPhone in a bar.

How the hell'd Apple hire Tavish DeGroot?

[www.cultofmac.com]

Nokia NOkia Nokia.

LOL—

@Phoshi: Oh. I use Mac, so I was unaware of this. Thanks.

@FriarNurgle: Please. TI-86 Plus for me.

@Phoshi: I'm fairly sure Lifehacker's own Gina Trapani has one.

ENHANCE!

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Yes, it is a joke.

Insane lag, and are they using 10.3?!

You don't post anything that's round with a hole in it UNLESS IT'S A DONUT!

@LeftClicker: Though if Apple had struck the iPhone with gold, something like this picture would've happened.

Looks like Apple struck gold with the iPhone 4.