One atom says, “Hey, I think I lost an electron!”

Of course they did. Was there anything that suggested differently?

This can’t be right, because Tucker Carlson had an elected republican representative on his show this week assuring us that the whole LV shooting was done by ISIS and it is all a big conspiracy to cover it up. Why would every major news outlet cover up for ISIS, you ask?

Bull.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Good god, if I went to high school with these assholes (and let’s be real, I probably did go to high school with assholes exactly like these who were at least smart enough not to pull shit like this) I’d hope they have some epic fall from grace. Way to go, dudes. Popular high school dudes with abs make a rape joke and…

He goes where he is needed.

Just got done seeing it and I honest to god feel like Aranofsky was legit trying to alienate people with this. It’s like 90 minutes of an off-putting Brechtian chamber drama followed by some of the craziest shit you’ll see in a mainstream film. Who the hell was this weird ass movie for?

Me!

I give it 5 stars out of 5.…

Everything I’ve read so far has said the Judeo-Christian creation myth allegory is more than a bit too heavy-handed, and if audiences went expecting a well-crafted horror instead of a not-so-subtle critique of humanity’s place in the world (as well as God’s narcissism), they were going to be disappointed.

You had me at Ingaliish.

lol

I envy your innocence :)

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

Wow, this sounds fucking terrible. The future sucks.

Ok, so autonomous cars have proven time and again that they can drive very safely in near-ideal conditions. Let’s see what happens three months from now when Michigan gets a foot of snow and roads are poorly plowed.

I want this cross over to be a thing

Cobraaaaa!!!

Quark puns. Love 'em.

I'm not going to sit here and advocate that all animals exist simply for H. sapiens to act out all their sadist fantasies on, but I think these guys are overplaying their hand.

But what about....