Perhaps he was referring to the Turnover committed by West Virginia.

Yet, you wouldn't hire her because of that apostrophe.

He's no Jonty Rhodes; but not bad.

Are nuts known as screws in the UK?

I think your pun will stump most of the commenteriat.

I always thought it was a coincidence that the Bose company had an Indian sounding name. Turns out the founder was the son of an Indian revolutionary fleeing British persecution.

Got 2 of these; they work great: http://www.icemonkey.com/lightning-to-30-pin-adapter-for-iphone-5-ipad-4-ipod-touch-5th-gen-and-nano-7th-gen

If you know enough Spanish to order from the Taco Bell Drive-thru, you can probably figure this out; Oh, just noticed your screen name....no further explanation needed.

I'm guessing they didn't send a photographer to Kenya for this story; stock photos and all that

Didn't the original plasma TVs cost like 20 grand? I imagine these will come down as well.

Apparently, snark is not that easy ;)

I may be wrong here; but wouldn't "trawling" make more sense than "trolling" in this context? Trolling seems to imply some sort of malicious intent, whereas trawling(trying to catch fish with a giant net that indiscriminately picks up anything in its path) seems to fit better with the spirit of finding random videos…

except for that time you fall asleep texting on your tablet with GV and your wife, (wanting to read Bossip while on the toilet)finds all your texts to the girl that gives out samples at the grocery store and then proceeds to beat you with said tablet........or so I've heard.

Ducks are mammals?

Tragedy struck today when a madman in a Cessna crashed his plane into the Olympic Stadium. Most recent reports indicate that a window was cracked and 2 young men spilled their beers. Damages are expected to exceed 27 Pounds.

I think Tom's a sunscreen salesman

Aren't those Orangutans?

Aren't those Orangutans?

To take that idea a bit further, perhaps I can buy a(or several) $50 safe(s), claim I found it/them as is with no combination, and sell them on ebay for a tidy profit. I don't actually know what safes cost, but I assume there's a really crappy model to be had for $50

I'm guessing 95% of this accessory's usage will have nothing to do with birds; except maybe someone trying to spot the Red Faced Booby or the Fluffy-backed Tit Babbler. I can see a demand for a night vision filter as well.