Yup: I had both of Kevyn’s books as a teen & was completely shocked that someone took her from looking like her daddy to looking like Marilyn.

Forgot to mention I’m doing all this in a Barack Paper Scissors T-shirt & red white &blue fringe earrings because i’m petty like that.

Quite frankly, as a Californian who not only had amazing (mental!! reproductive!! preventive!!) health coverage under the ACA but at one point WORKED for the California Health Benefit Exchange (AKA ‘Covered California’ AKA Where Californians Signed Up For Obamacare) I am currently in my living room in inappropriately…

NO, not too remedial AT ALL. Not at all. Money management & things like it are foreign to me- I get it, I spend it on bills, I wait for the next payday. It took me a second to know how to respond; this might seem basic to you, and I’ll admit, I already bank online & have Credit Karma on my ‘check me 3X a week list’,…

OMG! Holy Cliffs Notes, you are the shiznit. :)

I would LOVE advice- I don’t have many adults in my life who have lived OUTSIDE of poverty long enough to help someone trying to burrow upwards out of it. Sidenote: If you live in either CA, NY or OH (three cities where my Global employer has American HQ bases) we just might work for the same company! I can’t imagine…

YOU. Girlfriend. You’re awesome, and I just want to thank you for hiring people like me (unexpected medical bills + recession + chronic underemployment = tanked credit/eviction/mental breakdown) and helping them break out of that well of financial despair. I spent from age 22 to 32 wanting to die every day and not…

eshakti.com will have you covered. A-lines and pockets GALORE, girlfriend!

Right. So many of them look like designers took a Spanx Higher Power panty and a bra of some kind, manufactured them in scuba material in a LOUD print and sliced some extra pieces out of the hip fabric and said VOILA! FATKINI!

HA!!

“ they just fell out the bottom like grapefruits tearing through a grocery bag”

Girl! PLEASE please share the brand and where to procure this functional strapless boobie holster you got, because despite having worked for a plus retail brand I have never been able to find one. :(

It looks shrink wrapped. What in the entire fuck?

Ah, yes. I call those ‘house bras’. As in ‘I will answer the door for pizza delivery in one, but I damn sure won’t walk outside the house’. I own a few non-bralette styles of what they call ‘comfort bras’ bought on deep discount from Catherines and sleep in them in the summer when Sacramento, CA hits triple digits for…

Torrid. Forever 21 Plus, Bare Necessities, TARGET, Lane Bryant (who should know better!) etc.

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.…