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Pepsi is a huge conglomerate whose CEO is a woman of color. This was one comment from a long interview with her where she is discussing how Pepsi is trying to stay relevant in an evolving food and beverage market. What she was explaining was based on market research (probably millions of dollars worth). So in a time

Hell, I’m pretty sure mine would sacrifice me to the fire gods to have a nice brunch, so yours sounds like a winner to me! ;)

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

I am not a medical doctor but, judging from how long the media has been covering this story, Kylie should be about 28 months pregnant by now. So, shouldn’t it be more obvious? Or in pre-school?

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable