I also didn’t announce until 20 weeks, because 2 tests showed high risk for a birth defect and I didn’t want to announce if I was then going to abort. Turned out fine, but there was about a month there where I was wearing a lot of “cover-up” type clothing to mask the bump.

That is some crazy sitcom shit right there.

Also Jeff Goldblum. “Oddly attractive” was always my terminology for those types.

I’ve been pregnant twice and by the end I wanted to stab everyone who asked me “how are you feeling?!?!?!”