Look at the high roller over here making it rain blizzards.

Nobody is going to do that.  I guarantee if game prices rise to $70-80 these publishers are still going to sell all this extraneous shit on top of it.  Nothing will change except the price of entry.

Jerry Jones watched this country elect his buddy president, so he doesn’t THINK we’re stupid, he KNOWS we (collectively) are stupid enough to believe anything if its being said by a rich enough guy.

“Introducing the Sony Swap!". 

Their Genesis ports on 3DS are stuff of legend too.

As a kid my favorite video games were the Sonic the Hedgehog series, and it took me a truly embarrassing amount of time to figure out that Tails’ “official” name, Miles Prower, is a pun.

Only recently realized that, in Shaun of the Dead, Ed yelling “We’re coming to get you, Barbara!” at Shaun’s mum over the phone was a reference to “They’re coming to get you, Barbara!” in the opening of Night of the Living Dead.  That’s having seen both movies many, many times previously.

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure: “Sixty-nine, dudes!”

This shows how stupid of a kid I was, but back in the ‘80s when they would show ads on TV for music compilations (i.e. top 40 hits compilations) they would list some of the best acts on there and then say, “and many more.” My dumbass always thought Many More was a band and they must be super awesome because they are…

Kind of lame.. but I never ever noticed the “UFO” on Boston’s first album is actually a guitar.. better seen when viewed upside down.

The Tweet states the cancellation is so the team can “focus on bringing new live content and challenges” to existing players.

the same way Capcom made a Zelda game!

Jesus Christ Fahey we’ve got all these new Lays flavors and NOBODY’S TELLIN’ ME ABOUT ‘EM.

It took me five extra minutes of Photoshopping but dammit I believe our readers appreciate the effort

scumbag move? 30% for doing nothing sounds pretty scumbag to me, now a product is actually big enough to give them the middle finger

The Internet Law states that, if you complain about price, you must post info on a cheaper alternative or GTFO.

You’re getting rescued from the grays for this comment, and you’ll have to live with that forever.

o.O Have you not played any of the recent Mario Karts? Aside from racing around a track and throwing items, the gameplay of Mario Kart 8 is VASTLY different than Super Mario Kart. 

A lot of those people would see themselves in that film, like a surprise guest star to a TV show, like when Bruce Willis was in that episode of Friends.

Good joke.