They need to release Tokyo Mirage Sessions and Wonderful 101 on Switch and then I can finally put my sweet sweet WiiU baby to sleep for good.

I bought a Nash Metropolitan a while back in Arizona, which I shipped back to Japan... I trailered it and the one thing people don’t think about when buying such a car: it doesn’t really fit on regular U-Haul trailers! It was SUPER tight and I got lucky that it fitted, half of each tire was in the air on the ramps.…

The problem with The Crew is that it’s supremely mediocre and doesn’t really worth a mention.

Nancy Pelosi will step up and force that fucker Crowley to step aside because she’s smart enough to realize how bad this looks after the Bernie/DNC fiasco.

except his name is not nearly as memorable and sounds like a sandwich meat.

I’m extremely here for Swolecat.

I can’t look at that picture and not think about the 13 fumbles he’s had last season. 

What are the 2020 presidential debates going to be like? How do you have a debate with someone who constantly lying?

I want to take this song, and play it at a party to see if anyone notices and thinks theyre just having a stroke.

If they took The Vespucci Job and made it a full server of players vs 1 player driving the car, it would finally be the classic OJ mode of MTA:SA fame. I’ll never understand why, in this day and age of 1 person winning a 100 player match, nobody’s yet to make that mode properly.

Ubisoft will be worse. Ubisoft is always worse.

If this thread shows up as the last item in Anthony Bourdain’s internet history, I won’t be shocked.

Need to find those shiny kabutos and omanytes while the event is going on.

Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon is an 8-bit style spinoff of Koji Igarashi’s upcoming not-Castlevania. It’s out on May 24 for PS4, Xbox One, Vita, Switch, and Steam. This “bonus game” has a very Castlevania III look to its design, allowing you to switch between characters like not-Simon, not-Alucard, et alia.

I prefer the original version myself.

“Valve, a digital store operator that once made video games”

Not quite the other end zone but:

Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”