“I’ve flown with a 24-hour flu”.

To be fair, most humans seem baffled by the existence of the turn signal and don’t understand what it does.

And in the process of driving there, he could have easily rubbed through the brake line and lost all brakes.  Do you know how part failure works?

This should not be on the road. You are a danger to others.

NOT TESLA TOO!!!  THEY'RE THE SAVIORS OF THE UNIVERSE!

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

I mean, I’d happily take more than 200HP, myself.

Something tells be your widdle brain hurts when you work it too hard.

Oh, no! I am mortally wounded!

Be blind if you like. It's cool. 

No it isn’t. The vast majority of “strong police” legislation has come under Democrat leadership. Clinton Crime Bill, Stop and Frisk, Warrantless search and wire raps, PRISM, and so on. 

Some friends of mine recently had a kid and decided that their 2001 Safari 4WD wasn’t up to the task anymore.  It had a teensy bit of rust, but was overall in very nice shape.  It took a herculean effort on my part not to buy it, despite having no need for it whatsoever. 

What’s ironic, is that you seem to have trouble reading. He/she wasn’t commenting on how she’s going to pay for this. They were taking a dig at one of the completely moronic things she has said in the past.

Keep the kinja-required political bull elsewhere please

She is irrelevant. She is a very junior member of a very large house positing a plan that no senior member of Congress is going to follow. She can list plans that say anything and no one is going to listen.

Weird how there’s no link to the article on this site about that sketch. I was going to read the racist, fearmongered, paranoid comments that turned out to be wrong. Are black people on this site the same as the white people on Republican sites? The answer will shock you.

I doubt they mention that the mother was friend’s with one of the two people in custody on Facebook either. The whole story stinks to high heaven. From “The emergency coffee run” to the kid being able to tell the color of the white devil’s eyes. I’d wager mom owed the dope man too much money and she lied about who it…

Oh you can consider this dead and buried. You won’t see 100+ comments like the first article, if dey close dey eyes it neva happent.

Uh oh! I bet that now that this is looking like another one of countless gang related black on black shootings The Root will immediately lose all interest in this story. I also imagine that the BLM crowd is leaving faster than rats off a sinking ship about now.

The shooter was black, you hateful, dumb mother fuckers. Walk it the fuck back now, it’s just yet another example of you killing each other. That poor little girl deserved better, and the pearl clutching and hate speech here is what helps ignite a senseless divide and magnifies the mole hill into a false mountain. You…