he’s from North Andover, as I recall.

and it’s the only way this idiot could ever inspire an actual erection

we’re all just assets on god’s balance sheet, waiting to come off

how far could you punt the football?

EXCLUSIVE: Video of Tom Brady suffering a concussion

stopping by to say that Conniving Sex Hypnotists would be a great band name

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

bring us wall-to-wall hole coverage. We need updates every hour.

even Han Solo couldn’t make that Kessel run

Undertakers usually lower the dead, not lift. Impressive.

what a clown. that should be the end of him in the NHL.

expected this to be 2 minutes of highway landscape segue shots

What a boner!

then again...

that’s a really excellent bear. i hope’s riding that surfboard by next summer.

With scoops like that, you’ll be a beat writer in no time

did he get a concussion test after the first round? if so, I guess they missed the signs because he must have been seriously damaged to come back out and try that shit again.

time to update the Bears, Ranked post?

• Keith Olbermann Offers The NFL Weed Laced With P̶C̶P̶ Angel Dust, Causing The NFL To Wake Up in Deebo's Pigeon Coop and only the NFL's Mom Can Come and Get It Out

I tried it, but found that if you just sucked it all off and bit the bullet, as it were, you were good to go from there.