I hope those fans leaving early had a good Dr. Pepper Championship Drive home.

Your mother-in-law is a legend.
Also, is it just me, that I’d much rather someone think I’m having shower sex with my husband than think he’s pooping a foot away from me while I’m in the shower?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

“Great win team, now time to go the library motherfuckas.”

Bishop Sankey Dumpoff Option

“This is a picture of my wife taking a load off.”

“LOL!”

I would like to use this as an opportunity to promote Peaky Blinders on Netflix because it is awesome as fuck. Hardy plays a the head of London’s early 20th century Jewish gangs. I am giddy with excitement every time he is on the screen because he rocks the shit out of the role.

Chris Henry was unavailable for comment.

Reverse, reverse

Add a comma and it makes more sense.

JPP: Man, I really need to have a good season this year. Hope that’s in God’s plans.

Bill O’Brien is also the least-convincing pottymouth in football history.

Percy Harvin has every right to feel disrespected. Seattle essentially gave him away to New York for nothing, and instead of proving the doubters wrong, Harvin turned in another injured, mediocre season. I guess Seattle’s head coach was right when he told reporters that he believed a stolen Jet wouldn’t be capable of…

Harvin: For some reason, my teammates feel threatened by me.

I think that’s exactly, what she wants.

Gonna write an op ed called “I Ran the 606 This Morning And Chicago Seems Fine To Me”