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“...one of his longest roles, a casino operator in the first season of HBO’s Deadwood.”

Bye, son.

Fuck an off duty cop.

But do you remember when he beat the fuck out of his girlfriend at UM? She was black and ran track. Pretty prominent. Olympic-level.

Yeah, I didn’t think so. Nobody does. It got buried and cached thanks to Dennis Erickson, Dan LeBatard and Greg Cote.

Those of us that worked in Student Affairs

how to not lag would be more useful

Cutler doesn’t even react to the booing. Almost like he’s inoculated.

Sad.

Hmmmmm.......

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But are you really ready for some football?

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

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Norm’s last appearance on Letterman’s show was a classic routine, especially when he talks about which nation in the world really worries him. And his episode of comedians in cars getting coffee is one of the best ones.

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

Late last year I was sitting at a bar in the Jacksonville airport. An old man sat down on the stool next to me, and proclaimed/asked, “I don’t drink, can I get a diet coke?” I was down a few large beers at the time and gave into him wanting to strike up a conversation. ESPN was on TV, and he kept interjecting with

I’m a firm believer it should always be Porzingis vs Drovell.

Come on, you needed to rip the photo from the top of Rovell’s piece!