I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Canadian.

Lutheran or Canadian?

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

“We shoulda had more time.”

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad for making it.

The owner of Jimmy John’s is a noted big game hunter, here’s a small sample of his work. It goes without saying, fuck Jimmy Johns, and fuck that guy.

Fuck

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

“Nah, we’re good.”

I got 11 balls today

The most American thing someone can do is to leave a baseball game early.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

Jeez, who ISN’T on first!

Who in the fuck are those guys

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with going to the zoo as an adult with no kids. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist.

It really is quite sad; it wasn’t long ago that righties were afraid to throw anything at Howard.