Except in this case. The dude would’ve been caught by now.

Or longer if you never get pulled over. I went 3 months without plates and no issues. One of my neighbors went a year.

Plenty of bros in California won’t put plates on the front of their cars.

Eh, most gas stations I’m ever at only have a few actual parking spots.

If I have trouble sleeping tonight, I’ll look at pictures of this car.

Meh. My Mazda3 is quick enough for my needs: passing, accelerating at freeway speeds up steep grades, etc all without being pancaked by crazy California drivers in their SUVs.

Sounds like my guy Nick. He’d probably hold me at gunpoint while he ordered a flatbed to get my car to a tire place if my tires looked like that.

I got the same treatment at the Tesla showroom at the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica. I just wanted to look, but they were very insistent that I get in and showed me all the features and answered every question I had. They gave me test drive info and, again, insisted I take advantage of it.

And if I’m Richie Rich, I’m making sure my other Richie Rich friends don’t bother buying cars from that dealership.

Then don’t buy one?

If that was an actual cop, I’m the Queen of the England.

I’m thinking there’s no way this is a cop.

Weird. I’ve brought my Nexus 10 through LAX, Logan and Kennedy (amongst other smaller airports) for years without being asked to remove it. And I have enough charging cables with me to start an electronics store.

I get a sick sense of satisfaction by bursting bubbles. Sorrynotsorry

No, actually it’s Gizmodo Media Group. Gawker Media Group no longer exists.

I would hope, at the very least, that their insurance company would be able to refuse to cover the losses.

Or Tesla’s team of lawyers asking this guy if he “really wanted to stick to his story”

I don’t think most people care at this point.

I’ve driven golf carts with more pep and a better quality interior than an Echo.

tl;dr