Jade Helm

Every now and then I feel this urge to rent a high end sports car, but then I remember I curbed my mom’s Miata after taking a turn a wee bit too fast and I realize I’d probably do worse in a better car.

I think it’s because a lot of his newer ones are Americanized (at least the ones I’ve seen). The same, cheesy, exaggerated action doesn’t work as well IMO. But it still works!

Bwahahahahahaha I’m dying here!

All his movies were cheesy action. That’s what’s great about them.

Thank you, Matt Oswalt, for planting the seed in Hamill’s brain!

Only 10 under? That’s not bad. I usually see worse.

Hahahaha a car that learns to drive like a Bostonian? You poor souls. You’re all DOOMED!

Most of those colors you mentioned just don’t look good on your average daily driver.

It’s generally in a lender’s best interest to ensure the person they’re lending to can pay back the loan.

It does matter if the person who’s supposed to be leading us in 17 days can’t speak a lick of truth. And it does matter when it involves him claiming he’s saving jobs or bringing jobs back for Americans when his own shit is made overseas.

That is very true.

Usually the people telling everyone to just go with it have been people who’ve spent the better part of the last 8 years whining themselves.

Might as well give me credit. I’ve cut back on energy drinks, which has as much to do with this than Trump not being POTUS yet.

Neckbeards are the ones claiming this is some great victory for Trump as if he had anything to do with it. I’m saying 700 jobs wouldn’t be a great victory for Trump.

The headline made it sound like they wouldn’t be manufacturing in Mexico, but they’re still going to be building the Focus there. The only difference is less money for Mexican construction workers.

I guess this means we won’t be seeing any Chinese cars in the US anytime soon.

Sadly, “Autobots” seemed more blatant than the cars...

And also according to Florida courts, the old man would be allowed to shoot back.

My friend’s grandpa just got scammed in a parking lot. He paid a few hundred dollars in cash to some guy who told him he’d fix some dents in his car. Obviously he never fulfilled his end of the contract.