Can we get a recount?

Now that’s an image. *Shudder*

I’m in a drug store and we have the counter checkout system, so we do the one line but we usually get through everybody pretty quickly. The number of people that “don’t see” the other people in line is hilarious. Or they’ll think all those people decided to pick that one cashier and ignore the rest of us.

Perfection.

My skinny 19 year old self could do a hell of a lot more than my skinny 33 year old self.

You think some skinny kid is going to be able to drag someone her size through a plane?

I see it multiple times every time I fly. But that could be because I’m always on a fully booked flight.

I spent an entire work commute contemplating the Camry dent because I was stuck behind one for most of the commute.

I’ve been in retail for a while now (too long of a while) and get plenty of self-important assholes who behave as if the rules don’t apply to them. Flying just seems to amplify this kind of shit.

I dunno, the last couple of Delta flights I’ve been on were pretty generous with the snacks.

It’s Delta, so she’s only guaranteed the seat assigned to her. At best, she’d be getting prime overhead location for her bags.

Yeah, but I wouldn’t be that excited to go to San Diego.

I get a lot of helicopters, jets and Ospreys flying into the Hueneme Naval base here in Cali. The Ospreys are by far the loudest thing I get flying overhead.

I live near the Hueneme Naval base and get all sorts of fun stuff flying overhead. Sometimes in the middle of the night. The loudest I’ve had have been Ospreys shaking my walls like an earthquake.

That’s what you get for being poor and parking your car on a city street.

I grew up near Hanscom Air Force base in Massachusetts. These guys would occasionally come in low over my elementary school while we had recess. It was pretty cool.

But I don’t WANNA be in this movie!!

How is anyone left alive in Russia? It’s like these people are doing their best kill themselves.

I grew up in Massachusetts and live in Ventura County. It’s the drivers. I’ve never had a problem driving in the rain out here other than people are fucking morons with their heads up their asses. People here can’t drive properly on a cloudless day.

Or 20 under in the fast lane.