No wonder they could never hit anything.

I have cousins I would totally fuck, giving the consensual opportunity, of course.

There’s no such thing as a “darker shade of white”.

Isn’t there a site that archives as many sites as possible for posterity? How would this work with two tesla.com entries?

It’s a show about Castle and Beckett, an author falling in love with his muse, with a great supporting cast. The murders move the emotional development of the main characters forward. It’s not Se7en every episode :P

Girls: You can be anyone.

I felt immediately and strangely compelled to give this tired, sad-sack Fahey some pocket change, and then put a blanket on him.

Is Fiji the shmutz on the lens?

This is fine with me. Just so long as he never sells the rights to anyone and doesn’t allow his estate to do so ever.

And it tastes great on English muffins!

Cold sores.

If I had to fuck a goat, I’d pick the non-covered in pee ones. And I wouldn’t give a shit about consent. It’s a fucking goat.

Yeah, just trigger the cloud to rain information.

Employer? Didn’t he freelance for ISIL?

I’m hoping for the day scientists say masturbation prevents cancer.

Raw honey can help heal hideous face herpes syndrome.

Maybe so, but humans have strained bees into a pretty precarious position.

When I wear contacts and one of ‘em won’t cooperate, I get what I call FWE.

My advice would be to not care about her at all and just use her for sex. I mean, if you’re getting any at all. Or cut your losses entirely. Don’t be emotionally invested with someone who isn’t emotionally invested in you, that’s just stupid.