You’re a girl on the inside, (and maybe even on the outside, depending on where you’re at with the transition process) but you can still palm a basketball with one hand.

>:[

That’s a very handsome cat you had. Sorry for your loss. He’d probably have been such a gentleman had he lived to be an old man, their prime. All cat owners should get to experience that time of a cat’s life. My mom’s cat was such a hellraiser when he was young. Completely different cat now.

Yeah, my mom got a cat from a “friend” she always told me was abused. Vicious, vicious little thing. She’d tolerate my mom to an extent, but loved the shit out of my mom’s then common-law husband. They both received some nasty wounds from this cat; one time so bad, my mom’s C.L.H had to got to emerge, cuz his hand got…

That was either before or after the Longbranch GO train stop, right? I used to hang out in Toronto a lot, as Oakville doesn’t have a whole lot of my kind of hangouts, as elegant as Lakeshore’s shoppes are. I wish now that I had ventured in those areas.

I like to imagine every Japanese person is actually saying “In Japan... Heart surgeon, number one”.

I was living in Oakville, Ontario, for college, and I was down at Lakeshore, where the beach is a bunch of rocks of practically every size. Found a rock about 1.5" x 1.5" x 1.5"that is a perfect cube, except for one side... most peculiar thing. If I think of it tomorrow, I’ll take a picture. I’m dying for answers…

I was there. My spoon was all like

Why? You just did :P

Pray tell! Where didst thou find that flameless candle?!

I hate that word. Crotch.

Another thing I hate about the internet and social media. Everyone suddenly has sand in their genitals over something, anything and everything.

There’s no such thing as accidents. If pedestrians are expected not to be stupid and contribute to their own demise and endanger others in the process, so should drivers. You’re not wrong, I’m not saying that. Just thought it needed a few shades of gray is all.

Great article. I was just, JUST having this conversation with myself as I was walking home 30 minutes ago (no, not out loud). I read an article in a Sudbury publication today about this same shit. Cops here are going to be adding a few checkboxes on their report sheets for when a pedestrian gets hit and/or killed.…

TMI.

He’s the Master of Sandwiches, right?

Teenage fantasy come to live. Thanks, cosplayer.