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Kanye West, file number 494,930: People I hope Get Terminal Cancer

In case you were wondering, it’s Canada’s version of Solid Snake, Les Stroud, AKA Survivorman.

It’s okay, I’m contributing nothing of value either.

Star if you’ve ever gotten a BJ from a girl who uses her teeth. Why would you think that feels good?

People having allergic reactions to people, I fucking knew it.

I’d get it before Gamestop decides to raise the price due to renewed interest because sequel.

Shoulda-coulda-woulda used...

Speaking loudly: “THE NURSE’LL BE BY IN A MINUTE WITH YOUR PUDDING! WON’T THAT BE NICE? PUDDING? YUMMY YUMMERS.”

Fuck, I hate that guy...

“I wear short-sleeve shirts under long-sleeve shirts under short-sleeve shirts.”

I have cousins I would totally fuck, giving the consensual opportunity, of course.

There’s no such thing as a “darker shade of white”.

It’s a show about Castle and Beckett, an author falling in love with his muse, with a great supporting cast. The murders move the emotional development of the main characters forward. It’s not Se7en every episode :P

Girls: You can be anyone.

I felt immediately and strangely compelled to give this tired, sad-sack Fahey some pocket change, and then put a blanket on him.

If I had to fuck a goat, I’d pick the non-covered in pee ones. And I wouldn’t give a shit about consent. It’s a fucking goat.

When I wear contacts and one of ‘em won’t cooperate, I get what I call FWE.

My advice would be to not care about her at all and just use her for sex. I mean, if you’re getting any at all. Or cut your losses entirely. Don’t be emotionally invested with someone who isn’t emotionally invested in you, that’s just stupid.