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Kanye West, file number 494,930: People I hope Get Terminal Cancer

“Best... death... ever!!!”

Never mind that! The fact they kept that Mark Zuckerberg simulacrum in the movie is mind-blowing!

In case you were wondering, it’s Canada’s version of Solid Snake, Les Stroud, AKA Survivorman.

It’s okay, I’m contributing nothing of value either.

Star if you’ve ever gotten a BJ from a girl who uses her teeth. Why would you think that feels good?

People having allergic reactions to people, I fucking knew it.

I wish white people would just go away.

Yep, nobody’s saying that.

Barnum & Bailey didn’t call it the greatest show on Earth for nothing.

I could more with 7" of wood.

I’d get it before Gamestop decides to raise the price due to renewed interest because sequel.

Shoulda-coulda-woulda used...

Speaking loudly: “THE NURSE’LL BE BY IN A MINUTE WITH YOUR PUDDING! WON’T THAT BE NICE? PUDDING? YUMMY YUMMERS.”

Fuck, I hate that guy...

“I wear short-sleeve shirts under long-sleeve shirts under short-sleeve shirts.”

Arguing something because you don’t understand it-itis?

“I can confirm that the employees of Disneyland Paris did indeed call their place of work “Mousewitz”. I have heard that when managers became aware of this sobriquet, they asked staff to stop using it, as it was not in keeping with the Disney image, so the staff started to call the place “Duckau”.”