Forever and ever, also forever...

Man, if I could afford an escort... phew!

“Pull the old switcheroo.”

:D Thank you, thank you! I’m here ‘til Thursday! Try the veal!

Truly, if you build it, they will cum...

Brothers before mothers and all that.

And if you can’t find a steaming hot woman, there are loads of streaming hot women on the internet. Heads up though, either way: they both want your credit card.

In Soviet Russia, graphics texture you!

Don’t worry, mademoiselles, there will be a double XX chromosome version starring everyone’s favourites Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig, with Amy Schumer rumoured to play an alien Amy Schumer.

Betwixt two ferns, surely.

You might see some fur if some of ‘em were naked ;)

If this is what it means to be a Bronie, sign me up. ‘Cuz if being a Bronie is wrong, baby, I don’t wanna be right.

Was expecting to see the names “Tim Schafer” and “Double Fine” but didn’t.

*scratch-scratch-sniff* Cherry... *scratch-scratch-sniff* Cherry! *scratch-scratch-sniff* ...Mule... Crud!

lol Dom Deluise...

If the guy wasn’t fat and was wearing a white t-shirt with black around the sleeves and neck, you’d have got it!

“Your dick-a gave me Zika!”, said someone eventually.

But you just know some fucking parents are going to name their kids Zika...

Throw a dart at a map?