Those are some awkward phone calls... telling your ex-girlfriends you slept with a mosquito...

“Dammit Mulder! Put your phone away! Live your live, gawd!!!”

“...tnediserP eb LLIW pmurT dlanoD...”

“KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKX!..........”

That’s why I always use one of these:

A million stars for his use of the word “resigned”. Side note, my respect for Japanese, Chinese / any Asian style writing is massive.

The only home we will ever have.

I miss him. Of course, I probably never even learned about him until after he died. I obviously never met him, nor would I have had the chance to. But still, I miss him.

Fus. Ro. Ah! Ah! AH! AAHH!!AAAHHH!!!

...no coconuts...

I don’t know, are you telling me that’s what a “real woman” looks like, and that I should find that attractive?

Pentagon...

Got the ol’ kung-fu grip, I see...

I want a bigger pen— sion...

“Zoop!”

“Absolutely Perfect”. C’mon, man.

Buckled to two men and a Wookie is why...

Great costumes, great photos, but the emotional range you’d expect from the emoji generation.

Brilliant!!!

That is, without a doubt, a Pikachu Peep. Is it Easter yet??