There’s no button. Is there a button??

Congratulations, Jian. You have the distinction of being Canada’s Cosby. Bravo. The boys should stick you with hockey sticks for what you did to Lucy Decoutere, and everyone else for that matter:

Hey baby, I got a dick pic for ya...

I actually find this universe to be much more compelling than say, Star Wars or Star Trek. I wish there was a tome with lots of pictures and maps and explanations about the people, places and things that aren’t given the time in these movies.

It’s okay, no apology necessary. I didn’t mean to sound scolding. I’m Canadian, actually. I suspect you might be too? ‘Cuz Moose knuckles? lol!

“Dude, you’re gettin’ a lemon!”

Skyrim... on PS3... want to see how high I can make my stats. 1.4 million gold and counting. At some point I’m going to kill all the killable people and see what happens.

Water shouldn’t have a taste! It should taste exactly like hydrogen and oxygen!

“Mmm! That kid who fell down there 20 years ago really gives the water a certain je-ne-sais-pas!”

Your 20$ is someone else’s 200.

I can’t stand that terrible Bat logo.

When I was a kid and watched Alien 3 for the first time, right after Aliens, I was like “whoa, these characters I liked are dead?? Damn... sometimes people just die, unexpectedly, for no reason. Just like life... how realistic.” I still love the shit out Alien 3. I love it as much as Aliens. Don’t understand all the…

Damn smart-alecs with their musics and Instantgrams...

You could probably do a really good Meatwad impression.

Seriously, how awesome is honey? I always wanted to take a big-ass bite out of a honeycomb. I wish I still had my honey bear bottle bong...

Yeah, exactly. How the fuck does wine “go bad”? My wine never goes bad, it does bye-bye.

Tit for tat? More like dicks for tits.

Part outdated, part “those are the aesthetics”. Hopefully, it will continue to be updated visually in the future. It still has a lot of charm. Would it be nice if it looked like their cinematics? Oh yes. Should they fix those ugly ass trees in the old regions? Uh huh. Redo all the other shitty textures? Yes PLEASE!

Do you think the people who live in these worlds (not the gamers, the NPCs) are surprised by the sudden appearance of a new island that wasn’t there previously?

Well, if it’s a belief that we went, in person or by robot, then I would have to still take it on faith. I’d say we probably did, but I still can’t know, can I? I believe we did, though.