Rocket McFadden is totally voting Hillary.

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

“a mummified Peyton Manning”

Trevor Simian

Dozens of people had to see this? So terrible.

Dicks Out!

I for one salute his pro-Harambe activism.

2tupid

Despite what people might say, this is not really black and white. Technically, that video is what is called “grayscale.”

So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

Ann Coulter doesn’t have the stamina to be a professional troll. Have you seen her lately? Something’s really wrong with her, a lot of people are saying. Had to cancel an event. Sad!

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

I disagree with Kaep. Trump has made no effort to show he’s less racist.

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Doctor Rockso approves this message:

"Well? Are you going to do anything about this?"

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.