For any other father that would be a gross insinuation but for Trump it’s pretty plausible.

Tiffany is more on the average side, especially compared to modelesque Ivanka. I wonder if it has more to do with who dad thinks is hotter.

But she’s not his only daughter. He has another whom he completely ignores. I’d like ivanka to address that discrepancy.

You mean, Out of his whatever.

Why do American billionaires have to dress so parvenu? What, are you guys fixing to mow you some lawns? They “jet-set,” to use the term loosely, around the world in those fucking ill-fitting baseball caps. Have some fucking manners.

I’ve thought about this and realized that it can be both. I believe he thinks his daughter is an exceptional woman (and not just the whole “if she wasn’t my daughter I’d...” bit of effluvia). I believe he encouraged her. Because she’s his. And that alone makes her exceptional by virtue of those yugely great genes. But…

I’m at my parents’ house for the weekend. I just read Ivanka’s second quote to my (super feminist) father, who’s sitting in his chair across the room from me. His response: “She was born on third and thinks she hit a triple.”

TSA needs to chill the fuck out. My grandmother is on one of their lists, and they have to meet her to do special searches every time she flies all because of some shit that happened 20 years ago. She doesn’t mind getting felt up because she’s an old weirdo, but it does piss her off when they try to touch her hair. Ya…

That's great. My brother's "flying" shirt says I Heart Airport Security. He says is goes over like a turd in a punchbowl but there's nothing they can really do since it's ambiguous.

“Hi, TSA? My daughter is partially deaf and blind in one eye, and she’s recovering from a brain stem tumor. If you could avoid beating her up and cracking her skull on the ground, that would be great. Thanks!"

I accidentally took mace on the plane once. I didn’t think about it because it was on my keychain, got to my destination and noticed “hmmm, that could’ve gone poorly if someone had noticed.”

Says it all

Yeah, when I was flying out of Houston last spring, some TSA lady yelled at me and my mom for taking our liquids out because it’s been the rule “for a while” to leave them in. Well, Spring Break came at the end of grad school visitation for me, and I’d spent the previous 4 weekends flying from either Austin or Houston…

And ableist. They’re basically saying travel is for the able-bodied.

My cousin is a commercial pilot.

TSA throws hella shade. My personal favorite, as one man towards the beginning condescendingly tells the passengers, “We’ve been doing this for 15 years; no surprises here; take out your liquids!” and another barks, “Don’t take anything off or out, simply walk through, this is a new protocol.” And as you try to figure…

I was temporarily disabled from a shoulder surgery and had to fly all over for job interviews. Every time I asked for help, they refused (except in Wisconsin). They also always looked at me skeptically when I would tell them that I couldn’t lift my arm and reluctantly let me through the metal detector instead of the…

What was mom supposed to ask if she called ahead? Because it is not like she would actually talk to these particular agents... and hell, she could have practiced with her daughter, but that does not mean her daughter would have remembered what to do.

I will feel even safer when the TSA stops wearin them thar heebeejabis and our retired military are protecting the borders. Cheeto Jesus is looking into that.