... That he liked underage girls? 

Hold on now, this is a minivan after all, which means kids will be around the cars quite often. So I’m sure they’ll name it the Heckcat instead.....

Certainly not Siemens.

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

I don’t know, I saw a BMW with working turn signals the other day.

Future is Faraway. Somewhere on Planet Elio

Clearly the answer is to get rid of the kid

I’ve been watching the development thread on ADVrider ever since they first announced that they were going to make this kit. The pipeline for products for this bike is fantastic and just keeps getting better. They also do a 17" spoked front wheel and an ABS on/off switch. In theory later this year they’re going to be…

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Not just in cars either. I ran into him at Safeway once and he was doing donuts with a shopping cart around the cheese aisle.

Love his attitude. Can we donate to the prosecution?

Yea. I feel like for my balls to be big enough for gravit8 I’d need to be a frozen corpse on the side of a road.

I know the exact set of organs you’ll need from one of us. Little man.

This guy build is own car, now the car companies hate him.

does this mean they can finally work on their Formula One car now?

COTD

This is the first thing I’ve heard Trump say that I actually like the sound of.