I understand why you might think that, but I have two answers for you:

I’ve got a 29" inseam - maybe 30" with boots on, and I ride an Africa Twin off road with the seat in the high position. It may feel intimidating to you now but if you work at it you’ll get used to it eventually.

Unfortunately while it’s maybe faded in the biker scene, it’s still a big problem at the dealership level. My wife was looking to replace her old sport bike with a dual sport and more than once she’s walked into a dealership, explained what she want, and then the salesman would completely ignore everything she just…

I think you really just need to practice only ever putting one foot down. My wife and I can each only get a single foot down on our respective bikes and we have no problems even riding off road like that.

Sure, but I’m only 5'7", which would put me in a 7-way tie for 4th shortest NBA player ever.

I the people who refuse to believe me. If it makes you feel better to go on believing that nobody ever takes their ADV bikes off road, go right ahead. Me, I don’t need your approval or belief to continue riding off road.

I get about an inch out of my boots, but because they’re MX boots if I’m riding off-road I lose the ankle articulation that would allow me to point my toes all that much.

I doubt it. Singletrack is singletrack. Narrow trails between the trees covered in rocks and roots? Too narrow for an ATV? Notably different from doubletrack because it’s narrow? Often referred to as “hiking trails” or “mountain bike trails”?

I can mount my 500lb Africa Twin without the side stand and I’m only 5'7" with a 29" inseam. The technique is more important than the height and weight of the bike...up to a point.

Speak for yourself. My AT does just fine riding singletrack on the weekends.

Dirt bikes sag a lot when you sit on them, and they’re also super narrow.

...Yay?

“Someone cant be this much in denial...”

...At this point I’m not sure if you’re being serious or if this is a long troll.

You know what, you’re right. I should just be super positive next time someone tells me I can’t come in to their restaurant because the last dog that was in there bit someone. I’m sure that if I’m super positive they’ll just change their mind. It’s never happened before, but who’s to say it won’t happen this time…

You can feel free to guess that, but you’re guessing wrong and making some fairly insulting assumptions about both me and my dog while you’re at it.

It’s a nice idea that people don’t have problems with it, but the reality is that problems with fake service dogs happen all the time. And every time someone has a bad experience with a fake service dog it makes them less likely to believe that my service dog is real. As a result, one of several things is going to…

Every time someone has a bad experience with a fake service dog it makes them less likely to believe that mine is real. As a result, one of several things is going to happen:

I really don’t care what he does with his own jet. I do care when he pulls shit like this and then other people start to think that they can do it too:

Case in point