I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

Grow up. 

Justin McMillan then took the snap, and ran over to the right side of the field, but not before handing the ball off to running back Amare Jones, who used the trickery to get a 45-yard run in.

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

Baby boomers are deeply, deeeeeeply fucked up.

Probably because he’s a conservative hack dressed in libertarian clothes trying to get black people to buy into supply-side economics, racial pseudoscience and the merit myth.

They all want to see her clean? Pretty sure she could clean their clocks in a one-on-one match any time, any day. And to be clear, we’re not talking basketball here.

¿Por que no los dos?

That was obviously a terrible non-call, and yet it was so, so very right, and it gives me pure joy. Poor, poor Boston fans. Just terrible. 

A second, slightly smaller burger.

Maybe, but I’d really love for him to survive to kill Cersei.

“America the Beautiful” is about a thousand times better than “God Bless America”.

It’s been 20% since about 1999.

tin of shoe polish? what do you think he is the governor of Virginia?

Profit!

Riling up white people over bullshit will ALWAYS be worth it.

Yes, “I used to work at a restaurant and know people who always tried to scam free food” obviously means that everyone is lying about things like this, and it’s some conspiracy because fast food workers NEVER mess things up.

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

Well, to be honest love, you really just moved froma culinary hell-hole to a cuilinary hell-pit.