Being mailed the incorrect items is not stealing. The law very clearly states that anything sent to you by mistake is then considered a gift BY THE LAW. Not only is it NOT STOLEN PROPERTY it is now yours to do with what you wish and they are neither legally allowed to require you send it back OR pay for it.

TIL that people will actually defend Kid Rock.

I’ve lurked around these pages since io9 started and watched as this whole wonderful family of pages flourished from the ashes of Gawker Media and damn if that wasn’t the 2 single greatest turns of phrase I have ever laid eyes upon anywhere here. <3

I hate to disappoint you but the death is most likely going to be relatively quick. But hopefully still painful ;)

Severely underrated comment. This is some good Kinja here. 

This argument completely ignores the ridiculously demanding dining culture we have fostered in this country. I’m so tired of the, “pay a living wage like they do in Europe” argument. Have you eaten out in Europe? I’ve been to dozens of countries and aside from the handful of mom and pop places that slather you with…

She. Didn’t. Say. This. Movie. Isn’t. For. You.

She is married to Dave Franco, James’ brother.

THANK YOU for posting the rest of the point! I kept seeing the first clip everywhere and couldn’t shake the thought that superhuman play would matter exponentially more if they won the point. Also a little let down when an amazing play doesn’t. Happy to see they won that point.

Was not a fun day to be at work. You can see the Nissan dealership across the street, they had serious damages and the Colorado Mills mall next door closed due to flooding. I took a few videos/pics but this is my favorite for the acoustics and the zoom showing a few giant specimens...

Oh get over yourself. This is a comment about FLYING on an airplane. Even being able to afford a ticket in the first place is a “privilege” and you jumping in here to talk smack with the fresh new buzzword you just learned to make you feel “woke” is akin to going on an article about sports cars and lashing out at a…

“Hope Solo would have made that save,” Hope Solo.

It’s not an Alzheimer’s joke... it’s a quote from Reagan during the Iran-Contra Hearings joke. Take your umbrage elsewhere.

This brought an actual tear to my eye. And I didn’t think I had any left this year...

yep

^so much this

I’m an irritable bartender with a law degree, do I still count? I have a dog and a cat so that’s close, right?

Supreme police power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

You are misunderstanding how the Turner family of channels broadcasted this game.

I see what you did there and I approve.