I was about to ask if you are referring to The Waters of Mars or Under the Lake, but I realize the answer to that query is “yes.”

Nope, you have a twin right here. By that time I was sufficiently tired of Emo Time Lord Victorious and Waters of Mars was the last straw. I was actually fairly bored today and I couldn’t get over my disappointment that Missy didn’t show up here as well, a la Season Eight when The Master (often inexplicably) showed up…

Bad Showrunner, No Cookie is the name of my next band.

I loved the callback to the planet Tivoli. It tickled the back of my brain that the “mole” ghost had buckteeth and I always love bumping into races we’ve seen before. I know Whithouse wrote God Complex too, but after seeing the Ood and Judoon this season it excited me to get yet another throwback alien.

Fun fact: Accidental Attempted Paedophilia is the name of Jared Fogel’s new memoirs.

Seriously?

It’s gotten to the point with these movie announcements where I am checking the date on my computer to make sure it isn’t April 1st.

I credit John Oliver.

Yes. To be honest, the first three are barely connected to each other (there are only 3,) so other than knowing there is a guy named Max in a post-apocalyptic Australia you don’t need to know anything. And they tell you both of those things right off the bat. This one actually appears to be set between 2&3 of the…

There is such a verisimilitude of grammatical mistakes on gawker media sights.

(Spoilers)

I am logging out of the Interwebz for the rest of the month as nothing will come close to topping this on the “make me grin from ear to ear uncontrollably” scale...

Lifetime bartender at a restaurant here: THAT always baffles me more than anything. I’ve had people write in a $0.72 tip on a $180 credit card tab before, or leave $2.34 (all in change) tip on a $100+ cash tab. I honesty feel like writing in a big fat ZERO or leaving nothing for a cash tip feels so much more normal to…

Apology-pizza actually made me tear up.

I have pretty crappy hearing (wife is constantly turning down the TV) and I could understand everything just fine. How have you been watching it? (I download the HD versions and watch them on VLC.)

This is why I love the Internet so much.

Ain't that the truth.

If by "hate watch" you mean thoroughly enjoy the blast from the past and then come on the interwebz to pretend I hated it in order to gain "nerd cred," then yes... count me in!

#notkiddingbutdontwanttobejudgedonline

Bud Light Straw-Ber-Rita?