I honestly think Pelaton-husband is the target audience. Like the whole thing is mid-level MBA bro aspiration porn: “Give your smoke wife a Pelaton, she tightens that shit up, and then thanks you for it a year later. BALLER MOVE.”

A Bret Stephens level of fragility is a good place to start.

I tried to watch the game last night, but could not find a website to tell me what time it started. So I was unable to watch.

Jim Spanfeller still buys his Dockers from the husky boys section. 

Tom, if this unfortunate situation continues, may we have bears? 

+1 managed fx rate  

Plays fall apart; the line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the field,
The opposing rush is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity and stolen crab legs

Judging by the type of place where you encounter these chairs—you know, overpriced “elevated” barbecue joints in major metropolitan areas and their ilk

He is talking about capital flows and interest rates, saying that the reason so much money is coming into the US treasury market is that US debt is considered a far safer investment than the debt of other nations. It’s typically called the “flight to safety” theory and it’s a popular way for financial journalists and…

Its amazing how up in arms you get AFTER the fact.

Eh, maybe they get an impressive employer match or something. Just “401K” in and of itself isn’t very telling either way. 

If you look really close, you can see Giannis taunting the Knicks with relevance two years from now.

I mean, if the plan is to win 40 games over the next two seasons and reload for another run at free agency in 2021 then I guess that’s a decent enough way to do it. They have to pay somebody.

I won’t be surprised if Kemba is a 40% 3pt shooter in that offense. He is a very good spot-up shooter who had to take way too many jumpers off the dribble because the Hornets offense was trash.

Look bro, if you get the opportunity to pay Nicolas Batum and Terry Rozier almost $95 million over the next two seasons, you have to take it.

Comment/Username synergy is on point 

Kamala Harris just fucked up Joe Biden on desegregation and busing so bad he called time on himself with the clock still running. Like a boxer who hears the 10-sec sound and just grabs on for dear life. Don’t think I’ve seen that before.

Linda Sanchez’s name always comes up during this kind of discussion