Because the number of actual Republican voters who would look at a ballot with Trump on one side, and a progressive on the other, and throw away their vote on this dipshit out of “principal” is so low they could all comfortably fit alongside you in your mother’s basement.
Because the number of actual Republican voters who would look at a ballot with Trump on one side, and a progressive on the other, and then throw away their vote on this dipshit out of “principal” is so low they could all comfortably fit alongside you in your mother’s basement.
In most states, I believe that’s a missinpeter
My kids will know what it’s like to fail and never quit.
Based off Romo’s announcing, a smart QB can read it like a kids menu.
Clearly Mark Richt lost control of Thanksgiving dinner
Looks like another man used to being a thumb on the scales of justice.
The Kemp/Abrams vote is utterly fucked, but the fact that the GOP’s gerrymandered 10/4 House split is now credibly down to 8/4 with two tossups is at least a step in the right direction.
Amendment 1 guarantees the right to hunt and fish and not much else—this is on the list and leading it for the sole purpose of convincing voters the check the “Yes” box on the remaining five.
...your wife, your girlfriend...my daughter...
Step 1: Give an exagerrated, dismissive shrug
You could subtitle that whole opening diatribe with “HOW DARE YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME” and not omit anything of value.
If anyone needs help visualizing this guy as a belligerent and abusive drunk, an approximation is on basically every fucking channel right now.
Man, that grin, where this guy is just 100% certain he has made an incisive and witty comment just kills me. That’s the look people give you after they call Democrats the “party of slavery.”
I can do that! Thanks!
The Lions: Reminding Bears fans that it could always be worse since before your dad was born
Sure, absent context, “But maybe Belichick and Brady are messing with us” might be a decent excuse. But in this specific case, given the evidence O’Brien had and what his players were telling him, that just doesn’t work. It’s like watching the Pats drive the field, appearing to do everything they can to score, and…
“It’s not my job to do that,” O’Brien said...Except, yes. It 100 percent is. Any coach in this league worth his salt knows this, and calls that timeout. It is a situation that crops up pretty frequently—there’s a reason the Patriots were hustling to get the next play off...
On the one hand, they fucked up his face and gave him perpetual meat sweats. On the other hand, he has J.J. Watt arms for no apparent reason. So maybe it all evens out.
...watch this bomb from Mahomes to Tyreek Hill, over the top of triple coverage for a 69-yard touchdown.
