Gained baseball, gained free hand to hold beer. I see a win.

These fuckers lie like children, before they are old enough to consider how other people see them and feel shame.

I’m just waiting for the first NFL team to hack the system by offering some fully guaranteed deals at less money to some players in order to improve their roster.

I’m with you, they are being weird. You are the one who recently moved; shit is hectic, your stuff doesn’t quite fit the house yet, things don’t look the way you want them to. It’s presumptuous for the neighbors to assume you are obligated to invite them inside, especially if they haven’t invited you over first.

My local pizza place had Pizza and Wing specials every Monday night—a large pizza, up to 5 toppings, and 12 wings for like $12 or so. This was meant to be split between a typical family. haha. During the summer, I would pick one of those up on my way home from work, in addition to whatever my parents requested, and…

He should’ve listened

This is the entire twitter history of a “John Rampino” and I swear to god it’s either him and real and a fucking glorious shitshow or the internet is playing a cruel prank on me.

Good, you can be the one who explains it to Mayweather.

It looks like they got him to sign it though.

Me too.

You’re so damn naive. The CIA is not your friend, friend. They aren’t here to help you or I or anyone else outside of those in power.

Are you still drinking alone if you are playing a multiplayer video game?

I’d like to know the thought process behind Skeleton Shirt Kid though.

Blum had stormed angrily out of a TV interview when the reporter, KCRG’s Josh Scheinblum, challenged him on the pre-screening practice, asking Blum whether he would commit to similarly limiting his pool of political donors to the district he represents. Here’s a(n also very fun!) video of that:

I don’t hate them at all, and they both have scenes I really like, but I do think they are “dumb” movies that I doubt I would’ve seen absent Jolie.

The Tomb Raider movies. I still find myself half-watching those when I see them on cable or something. It has nothing to do with the plot.

Boris Diaw has to be in this discussion.

I can’t decided which one I love more: that trading Porzingis and parts for Howard leads to 3 more wins for the Knicks, or that it leads to two more losses for the Hawks.

What if schools offered large payout insurance plans as part of their recruiting?