The last line is just too perfect.

I will vote for whoever wins the Democratic primary, but watching folks like Madeline Albright and Henry Kissinger heap praise upon Clinton is really getting to me lately. Of all my concerns with her potential presidency, the one that worries me the most might be her long history of hawkish and interventionist foreign…

“Do you really want to spread lies?” the staffer scolded. “So you’re just going to stand out here and spread lies?”

“I gotta say, there are a lot of flip phones here in New Hampshire,” she joked, getting a big laugh

Why are you being so cynical? He’s just trying to adopt a healthier lifestyle. He cut out gluten too.

I don’t really know about the second part of this—having people of color at all of those positions prior to 2008 didn’t stop Obama’s election from being mind blowing for many—but you’re absolutely right about that “only you” line. That’s just objectively false; I can’t believe her campaign decided that that was the…

Nah, of course not! I have read them; okay I have read most of them. I was referring to this specific The Slot-centric format. Not the liveblog in general.

Hey folks! Is this going to be a thing now? It should be! I have something else besides booze to occupy me while I watch this thing.

This one, from the original piece at the New Yorker, is almost unbelievable:

This is what makes Christie’s comment so weird: he doesn’t seem to want to use the word “spank” but then he goes with “beat” instead and then throws “rear end” in there anyway. He manages to keep both the violent language of “kick her ass” and the weird sexual overtones of spanking!

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

“I want to be your first.”

At this point I think he just calls her “Mom”

The Democratic system is more complicated...If a candidate receives typically less than 15 percent of the caucus turnout in this first round vote, they are considered unviable; their supporters must choose to support a viable candidate, and supporters of the viable candidates attempt to persuade them who to choose.…

Solvency

Shit’s getting weird, bunnies.

*go to google.com*

Given that this was a dispute over shared space, I’d go with this instead.