My mom’s in this situation. She’s a contractor, and was promised and promised and promised a permanent position, and every time she brings it up in her reviews, they concede something tiny, like a 10 cent raise, or an extra half day off per year, but they’ve never made her a full, benefited employee, even though she…

Why not? Unless your “anti-lancer” rhetoric is actually a nefarious attempt to undermine the one true Sport of Kings: Amateur Jousting. In which case, I wholly object.

After he’s done with “manager” hopefully he’ll move on to “independent contractor”—i.e. the ability to avoid labor regulations, minimum wages, employee healthcare mandates, etc. by simply taking your “employees” and turning them into “independent contractors.”

I knew I was fucking poor, let me tell you.

It’s so fucking violent! It’s nothing but a bunch of short and aggressive slash marks that mimic a name!

Look at his fucking signature! Look at it! Even Donald Trump’s stock signature is an indecipherable, yet still pretentious, mess!!

Four-time bankruptcy filer and seething hernia mass Donald Trump

I can’t decide what I love (admire?) more about this image: the fact that you have 79 unsent drafts—and therefore are an even worse procrastinator than I am—or that you have an entire folder in your Gmail dedicated to “Grim Sexts”.

At the same time, the court sought to strike a balance between parental rights and protecting children against abuse. In cases where it is difficult for authorities to distinguish between discipline and abuse, children’s safety should be given priority.

It’s a great day, albeit shamefully overdue. Although possibly someone look in on the hugely dramatic Texas pastor who promised to literally light himself on fire if gay marriage was legalized.

Green wants a refund because the crease wasn’t in the picture when she chose the cake and because guests at the christening party of her daughter kept poking fun at the bear’s alleged exposed labia. She went back to the bakery before the cake was displayed to get some help and an assistant provided her with some fake…

I challenged Ifraj in a way no woman ever had, and it unnerved him to see that women could push back and be strong and self-assured without their father or any other man behind them. Unfortunately, Ifraj knew no other way of life than the that of his home, and my brief presence was unlikely to upend centuries of a…

My thinking is that he knows he can’t outrun the tiger on foot—’cause tiger—so his only hope is to outlast it through some truly horrific fucking cat-and-mouse game using the pool until the tiger loses interest.

RIGHT? Everyone knows tigers are the shit, but you still don’t expect it turn into Michael fucking Phelps when it hits the water.

Listen, everyone pees in the pool. I know it, you know it, and just because we don’t talk about it doesn’t mean it’s not happening.

That’s because Bobby Jindal’s campaign ISN’T ABOUT HIM!! IT’S ABOUT AMERICA DAMMIT!!*

I guess so, but are you sure they can’t find any more spending cuts first?

Asked his reasons for taking it down and if it included what happened in Charleston last week, the governor said, “Yes, partially this is about that. This is the right thing to do. We are facing some major issues in this state regarding the budget and other matters that we need to deal with. This had the potential to…

Thanks!