Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights!

But, he made a new one in the 540s, after Aunt May got shot by a bullet meant for him, because he was stupid enough to reveal his identity on TV! The storyline was called "Back in Black," even.

Okay, one hundred yellow.

The new roster of Alpha Flight?

I don't know, because everyone hates Taylor Swift for some reason.

Your articles are the best, Sean. THE BEST!

Is it wrong that I'm totally aroused by the photo?

My Twitter bio is simply "when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory!?"

I can't, and won't!

Oh, God yes! I thought it was just me!

I stumbled over here as well.

I'm actually more upset about the amount of time invested in learning all this stuff will all be for naught. Granted, it's knowledge of a completely fictional universe, but I feel like something is being taken from me.

AND the other one!

My eyes. MY EYES!

The Woman in Black : None Blacker.

That was the greatest day of Norm McDonald's life.

Well, that was pretty good. I'm pretty sure Mike Myers has forgotten how to do Dr. Evil's voice in the nine years or so it's been since Austin Powers 3. He just sounded generally Canadian here, instead of very much like Lorne Michaels.

Hmm, maybe I won't bother seeing this after all. Sadly, the most memorable part of this trilogy to me (besides the Riddles in the Dark, which was perfect) is a sled being pulled by bunnies, and that wasn't even good.

And may he remain, as he is also Scrooge McDuck.

*narrows eyes* You take that back…