Yes exactly, I just wanted to see my old pals go on an adventure again, not sit through yet another deconstruction, ooh how edgy, and sub-Deadpool grade reference humor; it felt like the worst parts of Robot Chicken and Family Guy smashed together. 

I turned it off after 16 minutes of offensive to the eye faux 2D and jokes so frenetic it just felt like they were going "REFERENCES! Eh? Eh?" 

Maybe I am reading it wrong, but the headline is very misleading, it’s not that he was never going to let it go to streaming, it’s more about critics having to go see it with us peasants. But that isn’t a very click baity headline, and that’s what’s important, right?

Meanwhile, Mark Weiner waits by the phone, his head prepped to pop through a piece of board to introduce Bat-Fink shorts once again....

Foghat Gray. 

I’m 39, is that too young to tell him to knock it off and get a job?

No, really, it was nothing. 

“WAHHH, Ricky, it turns out I was never funny!" 

Everything's comin' up Milhouse! 

Black Widow 2: Home Alone 7

And then they can bring her back for the fifth movie, “The New Adventures of Old Shuri.”

Well this sucks, he was a big reason why I tuned in to the show in the first place. I guess I'll have to just pretend that the original movie and D2 are the only ones that exist, much like I had been doing prior to the premiere of the show. 

I feel like this is going to be one of those shows that everyone and their uncle sees and loves, but I'll never actually get around to watching, see also Game of Thrones. 

The sequel, "Escape from Chairtonomo Bay" was not as...comfortable. 

Sure, ‘The Addams Family’ had heart, but 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin. 

The baby looked at you? 

I wasn't expecting a semi-obscure Roger Miller reference today, thanks! 

I know it was a phenomenon and everything, but why did you think that E.T. was an appropriate film to show a bunch of kindergarten students, Mrs Mulders? That scene shook me in a way that I wasn’t able to articulate for a long, long time.

Did she really need to go onto a podcast to talk shit about someone who’s supposed to be a sister?

The question is, why would you WANT to make such a thing? It's like Nic Cage, if we keep encouraging such behavior, they're just going to continue doing it.