Sounds like a good October movie to half pay attention to. That's like a stoner B+! 

Now you're making me wish there was a mid 70s Wings deep album cut of the song. 

Yeah, this is about a I was expecting. I'll probably watch it in 5 years on Disnapplemount Ultra when I'm stoned and go "eh." 

I was a 90s kid who was not much into action films unless there was a sci-fi element. That said, I read my first Fleming Bond at 14, and then read thru Goldfinger in order. By the time I got to the movies, I didn’t care for Brosnan much, he seemed like a pretty boy without any of Connery’s “run along now, man talk”…

Will he also be hocking PROGRESSO SOUP? 

“Applesauce, bitch."

I feel that. My commitment to almost everything fails when I realize that I am only disappointing myself, and who cares what that guy thinks? 

Why is this not the top story on the front page? Surely this is bigger news than the SNL cast changes. 

Scallywag. 

Alan Thicke wrote the theme for Different Strokes. 

Chewie, is that you? 

Finch? You mean Shit Break? 

Meanwhile, Motown collectors check eBay to see if the time is right to sell their 45 of Eddie Holland's 1961 single "Jamie," as a result of this news. 

Behold the ravages of age. Yikes. 

I’m waiting for a “Surprise, it’s me, Bob!” hoax reveal myself, but I know it's not going to come. 

POWER X-TREME! MAN AND MACHINE! 

I'd watch it.