How about no, thebeatlesneverexisted.com, okay?

HOW Y'ALL BEEN?

MOTO-SURF!

"technology has advanced so much in the last 16 years that there’s a significant chance that some people are reading this on their phone while in the bathroom."

I suppose not. But it's the medium du jour, and likely to be around for a while, at least until, I don't know, Tru-Ray, which will "be so true to the moviegoing experience, your floors will become sticky, and your Blu-Rays will hang their heads in shame!"

Now I'm curious. Why did you ugh?

Stupid auto correct. I'll leave it so you don't look like a fool, fellow Whovian.

Berry's nickname is "The Streak?" is Ray Stevens involved in any way?

If you insist. I can never seem to remember the hyphen.

Hey, what's wrong with the Star Wars Despecialized Edition? Until Disney does what should be done and releases the whole trilogy on BluRay, it's the best we are going to get.

With loving closeups of Weber kettle grills, and nostalgic asides from David Okrent, George Will, and the always lively and vivacious ghost of Shelby Foote.

The guy will zip zop ziggity pop a cap in him.

The allegations are like the New Coke: they'll be around forever.

So this means Nick Miller's mom can return on New Girl? "Are you a Spanish" indeed!

Oh, no, Marah. Not the blue bird scene… You know the storm that will unleash! *tries in vain to stifle sob threatening to go over his cubicle wall*

You are correct, that's indeed what it is. I didn't remember it being from Schoolhouse Rock, however.

There's a similar song about multiples of three that went up to thirty, and I cannot count by threes without singing it in my head.

This is still so, so, sad. I got misty eyed reading the article.

I enjoy that the subtitle appears to be in ITC Serif Gothic (why yes, I am a graphic designer with a scary recall for font names, why do you ask?), aka the Masters of the Universe packaging font from the 1980s, which further leads me to wish for some sort of cross-over.

It doesn't sound like anything.