I feel like I’m watching the SFW trailer for a XXX Munsters parody.

Bullshit

G/O Media is now requiring that all dairy products relocate to the coasts. They will not be paid more.

If I still got hammered with friends and went to movies, Moonfall would be at the top of the list.

I guarantee that Moonfall will be dumber than the Jackass movie.

The magical creatures were also called dwarfs before Tolkien started influencing literature, and some fantasy authors like Terry Pratchett kept using “dwarfs” in order to make distinction to Tolkien’s depiction. 

So I have always understood the Germanic/Nordic folklore version of dwarfs, as incorporated into the Snow White story recounted by the Brothers Grimm, to literally be a different species of sentient being from humans. Like giants, elves, fairies, mermaids, and so on. It was the sort of tradition behind Tolkien’s…

If you’re not cooking your burgers well-done, then not much difference from tasting a little raw. I’ll eat a little raw GB when I open a package. With a little sea-salt and fresh ground pepper it’s glorious. I know I’m throwing caution to the wind, but I’m fine with the risk.

One of the things I picked up while my mother was teaching me to cook was ‘if the batter doesn’t taste right, the cake/muffins/whatever won’t, either’. And there’s been a couple times when I’ve caught myself having forgotten an ingredient when I tasted the batter before filling the pan and it tasted wrong.

This! How Hershey’s passes that crap off as chocolate without the FDA or some such cracking down on them for misleading labeling is beyond me.

Best. Description. Ever.

Jesus does smell like my Grandmother, and is dusted in corn starch to keep from sticking to things. Never put that together till now, thank you.

For every American who was disappointed by Turkish delight, there is a Brit who can’t believe anyone in their right mind eats Hershey’s chocolate.

Does Jon Hamm get these questions?

Gotta say, my nipples do the same thing. No bra can stop from coming out to say hi. 

I remember seeing at least one person convinced that apparently Jennifer/the wardrobe dept were purposley cutting holes into the bras to let the nips through

me tooooo

ABBA TOIR

Aldi is coming to the town I live in, in the same shopping center as Trader Joe’s. So apparently they can co-exist.