and this movie’s more or less direct ancestor, *Splice*.

It also keeps Cheetos off the market, thus decreasing their competition. I mean, even original crunchy Cheetos sound about 1000x better than ‘sweet paprika’, which is BARELY a flavor.

back in the early 90's I lived in a far south suburb of Cleveland, Medina. It was a HUGE FUCKING DEAL when they opened the SUPER K-mart. It was enormous. Everything in a bigbox store PLUS a full-on grocery store.

I’m old enough to have worked the register at Venture in highschool. My first experience with the ‘corporate training’ phenomenon that mixed brain dead, pre-school level instructions on working a 10 key register with the new fangled ‘scanners’ that some stores (but not mine) had.  We were required to wear a white…

I’m cable-less. I’d heard somone else had picked it up, but had no idea it was actually back in production. Off I go!!! Thank you!

Bring back Tucca and Birdie, you fucking cowards...

you really, REALLY should...

> ... Netflix features... ...*Falling for Christmas*...

Seems to me the obvious role is the smarmy maitre d’ from Raimi’s Spiderman movies... The jacket fits.

When the man’s JOB is making snarky comments about a room full of very rich celebrities, there are bound to be some toes that get trodden upon. Was it a funny joke? Not really. Alas, locking up comics for not being funny is not realistic. Did Rock deserve all sorts of Twitter shit for going after Pinkett-Smith for…

Jim Jeffries famously had a guy try to beat the shit out of him on stage and managed to get another 5 minute routine out of it on his next tour...

If the person in question is any sort of stoner or drinker, White Castle after midnight after a late movie/concert/whatever is absolutely a must, the same as if an American were to go to the UK and not go for a late night kebab. Missing an essential version of that experience.

I’ve watched two episodes.

“Check out the TikTok tag”

prediction: Nixon will be an unseen character in this project. They’ll show shots of him from the back 3/4 or out of focus in the distance. We’ll hear his voice from the other room occasionally but never see him.

One needs to hang around a mall movie theater in southern California. Burbank, Studio City, Glendale, Hollywood and other similar locations. Eventually, some afternoon, someone will accost you and offer you free tickets to a movie that starts in 30 minutes. They won’t tell you what it is or what it’s about. You’ll see…

you are correct. it was LL Cool J.

I don’t doubt AT ALL that many comment cards from film focus groups have these exact phrases.

“six seasons of *Nailed It!*”

That’s a bummer to hear. It had great fish sandwiches when I lived there around 2011-2012