I’m old enough to have worked the register at Venture in highschool. My first experience with the ‘corporate training’ phenomenon that mixed brain dead, pre-school level instructions on working a 10 key register with the new fangled ‘scanners’ that some stores (but not mine) had.  We were required to wear a white…

I’m cable-less. I’d heard somone else had picked it up, but had no idea it was actually back in production. Off I go!!! Thank you!

Bring back Tucca and Birdie, you fucking cowards...

you really, REALLY should...

> ... Netflix features... ...*Falling for Christmas*...

Seems to me the obvious role is the smarmy maitre d’ from Raimi’s Spiderman movies... The jacket fits.

When the man’s JOB is making snarky comments about a room full of very rich celebrities, there are bound to be some toes that get trodden upon. Was it a funny joke? Not really. Alas, locking up comics for not being funny is not realistic. Did Rock deserve all sorts of Twitter shit for going after Pinkett-Smith for…

Jim Jeffries famously had a guy try to beat the shit out of him on stage and managed to get another 5 minute routine out of it on his next tour...

If the person in question is any sort of stoner or drinker, White Castle after midnight after a late movie/concert/whatever is absolutely a must, the same as if an American were to go to the UK and not go for a late night kebab. Missing an essential version of that experience.

I’ve watched two episodes.

“Check out the TikTok tag”

prediction: Nixon will be an unseen character in this project. They’ll show shots of him from the back 3/4 or out of focus in the distance. We’ll hear his voice from the other room occasionally but never see him.

One needs to hang around a mall movie theater in southern California. Burbank, Studio City, Glendale, Hollywood and other similar locations. Eventually, some afternoon, someone will accost you and offer you free tickets to a movie that starts in 30 minutes. They won’t tell you what it is or what it’s about. You’ll see…

you are correct. it was LL Cool J.

I don’t doubt AT ALL that many comment cards from film focus groups have these exact phrases.

“six seasons of *Nailed It!*”

That’s a bummer to hear. It had great fish sandwiches when I lived there around 2011-2012

A ‘premium’ combo at McDonald’s (QP, filet o fish, 10 pc nugget) go for juuuust about $10, give or take a buck, depending on local taxes, etc. If you’re in NYC, that might be considerably more. If you’re in rural TX, it might be a little less. That seems about right to me. If I’m eating something that filling for less…

It probably is. The other half is probably salt and MSG. But this is one of those things where even though its objectively awful, familiarity = appeal.

Spaghettios from the can were a revelation to my teenage self. Old enough to cook for myself but *lazy* enough to not want to do dishes, I first discovered that no one would shoot you if you ate your mac ‘n cheese straight from the pot. Realizing that Spaghettios tasted more or less identical weather they were hot or…