I don’t think there IS an equivalent. The closest I can think is someone like Michel Gondry or Jean-Pierre Jeunet. But frankly, the idea of a Batman movie from either of them seems like a hot mess, with emphasis on the mess.

As long as they work in that Danny Rand was taken back to his home planet or something.

> law enforcement/intelligence agencies have traditionally wanted to ban or cripple cryptography on the grounds that terrorists and child molesters use cryptography.

There’s a reason they were called ‘Banana Republics’

Funny that we can get away with the ‘for decoration only’ loophole here, but they can’t elsewhere:

“Samoans are thick and delicious”

I SO SO SO miss Salerno mint cremes. Kept in the fridge (or freezer) the mint filling was hard and crackable, rather than soft and mushy, and they were the BEST. I haven’t seen them on store shelves in decades, and assumed they stopped making them.

sprinkles, aka jimmies, are essential in at least one food item: the jewish deli sprinkle cookie. Usually a variation on butter or spritz cookies, they are HEAVILY coated in sprinkles, and the slightly waxy, slightly crunchy texture acts like a shell over a tender, crumbly cookie.

Well, Mila Kunis DID say she always liked dogs...

Fannie May hasn’t been the same since they moved the plant from Chicago to Ohio.

Just off the top of my head, Im gonna guess Gleek was Frank Welker. I didn’t look it up or anything, but it fits.

It one of the first visible lessons in “What fandom thinks it wants is usually not what it actually wants.”

John Voigt’s accent was held at the border under an old Trump policy.

Shanghai Noon and (sure, why not?) Cars put him a ‘rogue-ish cad’ territory, with the ‘cad’ part deemphasized, for sure, but still...

Whatever this is, it can’t be nearly as much fun as Roar(1981) starring Tippi Hedrin and a teenage Melanie Griffiths and a pack of UNTAMED LIONS roaming around their Tarzana estate.

Many people love the scent of roses. I do not. The scent reminds me only of old-lady perfume of an old lady who scared me badly as a small child. Lady Whorfin, thankfully, has no truck with flowers as gifts. A plant should be alive. And tasty, for preference.

Patrick Wilson = a *slightly* more attractive, significantly less funny Will Arnett.

You mean Worthington

Sometimes, Costco has Kerrygold Butter (both salted and unsalted) in 1 lb blocks. You might have to get a pack of 4. This is fine. Butter freezes quite well.  I bust it out when it REALLY matters: Shortbread, pound cake, butter-based pasta sauces. (basically, any place the flavor of the actual butter is the main thing)

... and she’s the last living castaway. (not counting Tom Hanks).